====== Playground ====== Welcome to the Playground! This page is yours to post whatever fun stuff you want - OC jokes, memes, brainrot... the possibilities are endless (as long as you're logged into your wiki account and follow the CAT Policy). [N.B. 'brainrot' is a technical term describing the effect of on an RPG on a person's thoughts and how they inevitably become completely consumed and turn to mush.] It's also a good place to learn about how wiki [[wiki:syntax]] works, so that you have the skills needed to create playground pages for future generations. ---- **Actually First** - GM Isla - beat the playtesters to it. Better go work on the actually important wiki pages now. **Dishonourable Last** - Konstantine Isla how dare you. I was so excited to be first :(. Oh well, I'll just have to take second I guess -- Heather Third. *Again.* First Ventures, now here too… — Eloise ---- HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - ace ---- ==== Failed coup: ==== ~~You see, my dear Isla, the concept of launching a coup on your playground had not even remotely occurred to me until you oh-so-kindly provided me with the thought.~~ ~~Now that you have… COUP COUP COUP COUPY COUP COUP COUP — you know who~~ Nice try, Eloise. But your attempted coup has failed. This is the only playground that is allowed to exist and you will //always// be **third**. I wonder what would happen if you tried to make an edit to that //other// playground page, like you did before? ---- ===== SHIPPING FORECAST ===== ===aka Psychopomp's Official Romance Chart=== * Jasper/Threshold - Up All Night ;) * Siphy/The Nightingale - A Bad Idea™ * Acacia/Euphemia - The girls are making Eye Contact * Harry/~~[redacted~~his computer - foip * Euphemia/Jude - Fortune's Favours * Titus/Antonius - Know Thyself OR The 13th Circle Of Hell * Bird/Nightingale/Canary/Renita (Starling) - Birds of a Feather * Lyuba/fulfillment and happiness and a nice blanket * Jude/Lev/Albert - It's not Gay when it's a 3-way * April/Weed - High Enough to Ascend * Jude A./Lev - literally why the hell are these two together, what is wrong with them, how have they survived so long in the Block without exploding several buildings in the vicinity- * Jude A./Titus - Daddy Issues * George/Charlie - Soul Witness ---- ====PSAs:==== * //Willlelmus// is a scribal error. * CHICKENS. GROW. ~~ON. BUSHES.~~ **IN. LABS.** Why, why, //why// is this so hard to believe?! <-- they're censoring the truth * As above, so below. The roots see; they love and know. * the playground is a lie. it's a trap. DON't FALL FOR IT! I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME THEY'RE GOING TO PUT ME BACK IN THE SOS SECTION SFDHELP q!Me! * Set theory, though distinctly mathematical, is just as diabolical as any philosophy. Only because it's STEM, it's also worse. ---- ====SOS==== belp im stufk in the playground does anyone know where the door is pleese :) ====SOS 2==== guys im serious i dsont. know the way out please someone help me ita so cold here :( ====SOS 3==== i think i found a torch or maybe i’m hallcuianting… please someone tell me your here… ====REPLY TO SOS 1==== haiiii :3 ---- ==== BREAKING HEADLINE ==== Psychopomp issues warning against hit new vice sweeping the block: Extended Homoerotic Eye Contact. Overindulgence in this vice may severely impact your ability to ascend. Please be respectful and keep this vice outside of public spaces, as the presence of Extended Homoerotic Eye Contact is liable to causing harm to others (known as "Psychic Damage", it will cause them to seek out EHEC in turn). Addendum: Psychopomp would also like to advise against partaking in Symbolic Homoerotic Activities, regardless of the amount of EHEC involved in them. Additional Addendum: Psychpomp must warn that EHEC has potentially disastrous side effects if allowed to develop. ---- ==== PHILOSOPHY TRACKER ==== * Utilitarianism: || * Intuitionism: || * Cartesian Scepticism: | * Amoralism: | ==== LOSS TRACKER ==== * Enters Hospital: | * Approaches Desk: || * Speaks to Orderly: || * Liek if you crrry: |_ ==== Crimes Siphy has done ==== None, Siphy has never done anything wrong in xer life (or death)\\ Kicking George's ass in xiangqi ====EMAIL DATABASE==== Welcome to the directory for everyone's (IC) emails: * harryarnold@asend.com -> self-explanatory really -> His aSend username is @HarryA-ccountant * d.s_green_71@asend.com -> Shelly Green * siphy@archangel.com -> 集輝 ====THRESHOLD: The Musical==== featuring 30+ individual character tracks scattered throughout, some instrumental, some upbeat, some lyrical drama, plus these smash hits: - //Wrong Turn (on the Way to Heaven)// (multipart musical; think Into the Woods) - 1b. //Biweekly Bulletin// (upbeat jokey multipart musical song, PCs and non-Psychopomp NPCs) - Days, Months, Years (Invigilators) - The Threshold (spoken parts by the more stagnant characters, largely instrumental, chiming bells) INTERMISSION: (title tbc) - Into the Mist (Wrong Turn (on the Way to Heaven) remix?) - A Chant (choir parts by the more ascendant, same chiming bells, Threshold motif) - Headless (discordant, some spoken/shouted parts) - Virtue and Vice (parts A (the religious, the pious, the morally convinced) and B) (the scientific, the atheistic, the morally unconvinced) - Snake Dens (electric instrumental, some spoken parts) - EHEC (overlaid duets...) INTERMISSION: @send ~~propaganda~~ infomercial ft. a neutral-at-best kessler. quoted: "It's alright. 7/10" ---- ==== Polite advice for conducting oneself in a confessional ==== * Try not to disturb the chalk * Bribery with turnip-related items is not officially endorsed but nevertheless appreciated * Please do not induce the priest to confess * Tea consumption not mandatory but generally thought calming * Gauze screens only to be moved by the priest * Please do not insult the priest's environmental record * Nostalgic solidarity encouraged * Please stop making sexual advances on the priest ==== Spy Tips ==== Top 5 things I learned at spy school! - Don't do anything unless you're 100% sure about all the possible consequences with 0 doubt - Buy some stylish and comfortable knee and elbow pads for crawling through vents otherwise you'll end up with some gnarly bruising - Generally you can copy James Bond's mannerisms but if you tell people your name's 'Surname. Firstname Surname' then you will immediately blow your cover and it will just be really embarrassing - Black suits everyone which is a really nice bonus - Before you begin a passionate affair with anyone make sure they're not an enemy spy because that is even more embarrassing than the James Bond thing apart from the rare occasion where it just makes the affair even more passionate ==== ASCEND! ==== Five, six\\ Five, six, seven, eight\\ I could be the one or the new ascension\\ It's all in my head, but I want non-fiction\\ I don't want the world, but I'll take this block\\ Who can blame a girl? Call me good, not stock\\ Baby, do you like this beat?\\ I made it so you'd chant with me\\ It's like a hundred ninety-nine cups of tea\\ When you're chanting it with me, chanting it with me\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, oh\\ Snap n' clap n' and touch your toes\\ Raise your hands, now body roll\\ Dance it out, you're up to go\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, oh\\ Snap n' clap n' touch your toes\\ Raise your hands, now body roll\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, oh\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend\\ Well, I woke up alone staring at my ceiling\\ I try not to care, but it hurts my feelings\\ You don't have to despair, come here, get with it\\ No one's even cared in a darn hot minute\\ And baby, don't you like this beat?\\ I made it so you'd rise with me\\ It's like a hundred ninety-nine cups of tea\\ When you're ascending with me, ascending with me\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, oh\\ Snap n' clap n' and touch your toes\\ Raise your hands, now body roll\\ Dance it out, you're up to go\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, oh\\ Snap n' clap n' touch your toes\\ Raise your hands, now body roll\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, oh\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend\\ What's it take to get a best friend?\\ What's it take to leave this hole?\\ Hurry up, it's time to ascend\\ Order up, I'm up to go\\ What's it take to get a best friend?\\ Hurry up, it's gettin' old\\ Hurry up, it's time to ascend\\ Order up, I'm up to go\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend (Oh, yeah)\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend (Ascension)\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend (Oh, yeah)\\ A-S-C-e-N-D, then\\ You can take me to ascend\\ Whew, it's morally dubious in here\\ Is anyone else good?\\ Woo, you ascendin’ with me?\\ Okay, I’m good\\ I'll call Psychopomp\\ (Written by Daniel Nigro, Kayleigh Rose Amstutz, Lord George Roaderville)