====== Playground ======

Welcome to the Playground! This page is yours to post whatever fun stuff you want - OC jokes, memes, brainrot... the possibilities are endless (as long as you're logged into your wiki account and follow the CAT Policy).

[N.B. 'brainrot' is a technical term describing the effect of on an RPG on a person's thoughts and how they inevitably become completely consumed and turn to mush.]

It's also a good place to learn about how wiki [[wiki:syntax]] works, so that you have the skills needed to create playground pages for future generations.

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**Actually First** - GM Isla
 		 	
Hehe - beat the playtesters to it.

Better go work on the actually important wiki pages now.

**First** - Konstantine

Isla how dare you. I was so excited to be first :(. Oh well, I'll just have to take second I guess -- Heather

Third. *Again.* First Ventures, now here too… — Eloise

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HEY GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - ace

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==== Failed coup: ====

<del>You see, my dear Isla, the concept of launching a coup on your playground had not even remotely occurred to me until you oh-so-kindly provided me with the thought.</del>
  
<del>Now that you have… COUP COUP COUP COUPY COUP COUP COUP 
 — you know who</del>

Nice try, Eloise. But your attempted coup has failed. This is the only playground that is allowed to exist and you will //always// be **third**.

I wonder what would happen if you tried to make an edit to that //other// playground page, like you did before?

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===== SHIPPING FORECAST =====
===aka Psychopomp's Official Romance Chart===

  * Jasper/Threshold - Up All Night ;)
  * Siphy/The Nightingale - A Bad Idea™
  * Acacia/Euphemia - The girls are making Eye Contact
  * Harry/<del>[redacted</del>his computer - foip
  * Euphemia/Jude - Fortune's Favours
  
  * Titus/Antonius - Know Thyself
  * Bird/Nightingale/Canary/Renita (Starling) - Birds of a Feather
  * Lyuba/fulfillment and happiness and a nice blanket
  * Jude/Lev/Albert - It's not Gay when it's a 3-way
  * April/Weed - High Enough to Ascend

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====PSAs:====
  * //Willlelmus// is a scribal error.
  * CHICKENS. GROW. <del>ON. BUSHES.</del> **IN. LABS.** Why, why, //why// is this so hard to believe?!

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====SOS====
belp im stufk in the playground does anyone know where the door is pleese :)

====SOS 2====
guys im serious i dsont. know the way out please someone help me ita so cold here :(

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==== BREAKING HEADLINE ====

Psychopomp issues warning against hit new vice sweeping the block: Extended Homoerotic Eye Contact.

Overindulgence in this vice may severely impact your ability to ascend. Please be respectful and keep this vice outside of public spaces, as the presence of Extended Homoerotic Eye Contact is liable to causing harm to others (known as "Psychic Damage", it will cause them to seek out EHEC in turn).

Addendum: Psychopomp would also like to advise against partaking in Symbolic Homoerotic Activities, regardless of the amount of EHEC involved in them.

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==== PHILOSOPHY TRACKER ====

  * Utilitarianism: 1
  * Intuitionism: 1

==== Crimes Siphy has done ====

None, Siphy has never done anything wrong in xer life (or death)